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…And what’s more is that everything about this photo is so inconsonant with the subject it portrays. This is a guy who flew X-15s at Mach 3 [closer to Mach 6, actually - KOG] … here he just looks emasculated, his bravado suffocated by the several rolls of aluminum foil he’s been wrapped up inside of.
To me he looks like he’s thinking “was the catheter really necessary for the photoshoot?”](http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kullhyLtlw1qz9aeqo1_400.jpg)
…And what’s more is that everything about this photo is so inconsonant with the subject it portrays. This is a guy who flew X-15s at Mach 3 [closer to Mach 6, actually - KOG] … here he just looks emasculated, his bravado suffocated by the several rolls of aluminum foil he’s been wrapped up inside of.
To me he looks like he’s thinking “was the catheter really necessary for the photoshoot?”
note to self, nick this for the outside
So I’m sitting on the can, distracting myself with the fine print on the packaging of an unopened roll of SCOTT® 1000 Tissue (“Giving you five times more sheets than most other brands’ regular rolls. It lasts and lasts, making it a value that you and your family can count on.”), when I start obsessing over the data points for these one thousand 4.5”x3.7”
squaresoblongs of tissue paper.After some rough calculations I determine that I’m holding ~112 square feet of toilet paper in my left hand.
After some further calculations I determine that I’m holding 57% of the square footage of my entire fucking studio apartment in this roll of toilet paper.
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