Roll it there Colette

Dec 16 2009
langer:

…And what’s more is that everything about this photo is so inconsonant with the subject it portrays. This is a guy who flew X-15s at Mach 3 [closer to Mach 6, actually - KOG] … here he just looks emasculated, his bravado suffocated by the several rolls of aluminum foil he’s been wrapped up inside of.

To me he looks like he’s thinking “was the catheter really necessary for the photoshoot?”

langer:

And what’s more is that everything about this photo is so inconsonant with the subject it portrays. This is a guy who flew X-15s at Mach 3 [closer to Mach 6, actually - KOG] … here he just looks emasculated, his bravado suffocated by the several rolls of aluminum foil he’s been wrapped up inside of.

To me he looks like he’s thinking “was the catheter really necessary for the photoshoot?”

Dec 09 2009
Dec 05 2009
Dec 04 2009

Take that, This American Life reality show moaner guy

langer:

So I’m sitting on the can, distracting myself with the fine print on the packaging of an unopened roll of SCOTT® 1000 Tissue (“Giving you five times more sheets than most other brands’ regular rolls. It lasts and lasts, making it a value that you and your family can count on.”), when I start obsessing over the data points for these one thousand 4.5”x3.7” squares oblongs of tissue paper.

After some rough calculations I determine that I’m holding ~112 square feet of toilet paper in my left hand.

After some further calculations I determine that I’m holding 57% of the square footage of my entire fucking studio apartment in this roll of toilet paper.

Nov 24 2009
Nov 16 2009
Nov 09 2009
There’s a doctrine called ‘fair use’, which we believe to be challenged in the courts and would bar it altogether,” Mr Murdoch told the TV channel. “But we’ll take that slowly.
Oct 16 2009
Oct 08 2009
Swedish furniture company IKEA has gone to the High Court to stop a kitchen installer from using its name … Mr Haugh, who represented himself, said he would be defending the matter as the Companies Office had accepted the business name he lodged with them. He said he did not have a solicitor to defend him and anyway had to present himself at Mountjoy Jail this afternoon to serve a week’s imprisonment.
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